Probably-asaurus.

So. I hate that I mostly only feel like blogging when I'm procrastinating something.

right now, it's finishing a geology term paper.

Yes. Geology. Term. Paper.

Why? Oh yes, I've been asking myself that too.

What's my topic? Oh no big deal.

It's just this bad-A sea-lizard.

THE MOSASAUR.

Look at that guy. Terrifying right?

Yikes.

So now I know more about this late-cretaceous beastie than I ever would want to.

(If its size weren't terrifying enough, this guy has teeth on the ROOF of its mouth. There is no escape)

So...now that you're here....

I forgot what I was going to say.

Really though.

I had a good idea. And now it's gone.

This idea probably would have changed your life.

After reading this blog, you probably would have gone out into the world, gone on a 15-mile run, cooked an amazing 4 course meal and then made about 4 people fall in love with you.

Really though. I'm sure it was probably brilliant.

You probably would have helped a homeless man, sung an opera, made several matches for best friends, slapped Keira Knightley in the face, saved 3 orphans from a bear-shark, and then given a Tony-award winning performance.

Honestly.

Probably.

Maybe these are just all things that I want to do.

Probably.

But in the mean time, watch this video. My mom and I do. All the time.

It's my favorite.