Friday, November 5, 2010

Probably-asaurus.

So. I hate that I mostly only feel like blogging when I'm procrastinating something.
right now, it's finishing a geology term paper.
Yes. Geology. Term. Paper.
Why? Oh yes, I've been asking myself that too.
What's my topic? Oh no big deal.
It's just this bad-A sea-lizard.
THE MOSASAUR.


Look at that guy. Terrifying right?
Yikes.
So now I know more about this late-cretaceous beastie than I ever would want to.
(If its size weren't terrifying enough, this guy has teeth on the ROOF of its mouth. There is no escape)
So...now that you're here....
I forgot what I was going to say.
Really though.
I had a good idea. And now it's gone.
This idea probably would have changed your life.
After reading this blog, you probably would have gone out into the world, gone on a 15-mile run, cooked an amazing 4 course meal and then made about 4 people fall in love with you.
Really though. I'm sure it was probably brilliant.
You probably would have helped a homeless man, sung an opera, made several matches for best friends, slapped Keira Knightley in the face, saved 3 orphans from a bear-shark, and then given a Tony-award winning performance.
Honestly.
Probably.
Maybe these are just all things that I want to do.
Probably.

But in the mean time, watch this video. My mom and I do. All the time.
It's my favorite.

3 comments:

Mary Jane Smith said...

I love you, Doodah.

Kurt Russell Anderson said...

Ok here is the thing. You cant PROVE that that fake little drawing up there had teeth at all dear. But Ill believe you if you say its true!

D3AB said...

Love love love the office. So sad it is the final season. I hope your term paper turned out well :)